I
see them every day on social media sites. They are fiends come
straight from hell to torment us all. You have all seen them,
most of you have even re-posted them, generally in glee because you
agreed with what you thought they proved.
Only
they didn't. Prove anything that is.
They
are the Meaningless InfoGraphics. Otherwise known as a meme.
Assuming
they were based on real data at all (surprisingly few), they have
been stapled, folded and mutilated so much that they in no way
resemble fact. Whenever I see one now, I automatically look for the
barbed hook, the bait waiting to catch me unawares, I know it is
there, it always is. The LIE.
When
you are confronted, you become angry, defensive, some even abusive.
Not once has anyone ever admitted that their meaningless graph was
wrong. NOT ONCE. Never mind the message, or the cause, never mind
which side of whatever issue you were for or against, your
meaningless graphic is always perfectly true.
Don't
bother protesting your innocence, your protests leave me cold, nor
will claiming ignorance avail you. You know who you are. You are the
one hiding behind pretty pictures created by someone else expressly
to manipulate you. Blaming me won't make you or your meaningless
graphic true. Nor will blocking the messenger.
Oh,
and after seeing a particularly stupid one this morning, my brain was
last seen running screaming out of the room. If found, please
herd gently into a corner and call for support. Do not kick.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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